Apologies to Jamie Smyth [http://alpha.app.net/jamiesmyth] for failing to credit him for the catchy portmanteau "SNAASty"! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thought-provoking essays on ADN from Jason Irwin—Alpha Needs an Owner [http://jasonirwin.ca/2014/05/08/alpha-needs-an-owner/]—and Brianna Wu—Social Media is a Human Problem, not